DISCLAIMERS:
1) I do not own Rurouni Kenshin, Fushigi Yuugi, or Gundam Wing. They belong to whomever created them
(Nobuhiro Watsuki, Yuu Watase, and um...the person dude who created Gundam I forget!)and published them (Jump Comics,
Sony, Pioneer, and among others...)
2) I'm just making this for entertainment purposes only, so please don't sue Ayame-chan! Ayame-chan has no money anyway!
3) If you have not watched some parts of these particular series, then there are some spoilers ahead!
AYAME-CHAN SAYS: Hehehehehe....round two! Plus a guest author appearance!
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I A Tragic yet Hilarious Fic of I
I Jeopardy....sort of: Part 2 I
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I By: Ayame-chan I
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Title ~ A little more chaos
(The cheesy music plays begins to play again and the screen fades in back to Jeopardy.)
Host: Kobanwa, and welcome back to the second episode of.....
Audience: Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooopppppppppppaaaaaaarrrrrrddddddddyyyyyyy!!!!
(The contestants sweatdrop)
Sanosuke: (to Ayame-chan who still is sitting in her swivel chair) Do they always have to do that?
Ayame-chan: (nods) Uh-huh, that's what's part of this fic, silly.
Sanosuke: Oh.
Ayame-chan: (she looks at the host) Continue.
Host: Um..ok. Well, here are the scores so far: Tamahome and Tasuki - $1200, Kenshin and Kaoru - $2000, Heero and Duo -
$1800, Nakago and Soi - -$1000, Sanosuke and Yahiko - $2400, and Wufei and Dorothy - $500. Nakago, you were the last to
pick and got your debt less, so choose the next category.
(Nakago cooly looks at the board. World History, I got an "S" in Citizenship!, and To Be or Not To Be are completely gone. The
only two categories left: Weapons and Relationships)
Nakago: Weapons for $100.
~Weapons~
Host: This sharp object is widely known throughout all animes, regardless of time era.
(The others are stumped. Only Kenshin beeps in.)
Kenshin: What is a sword, de gozaru?
Host: Correct! Please, choose the next category.
(The others get out of their tranced stages and look at Kenshin, absolutely amazed.)
Sanosuke: Oi, Kenshin, how'd you know that?
Tasuki: Che...that wasn't fair! He's an expert at swords!
Wufei (from the other side of the room): Yeah, so am I.
Tamahome: And so's Hotohori-sama.
Kaoru: Would you guys shut up! Continue the game!
Tasuki: I can say something whenever I want, tanuki girl!
(Kenshin's eyes flicker amber as he deathglares at Tasuki. Tamahome immediately bonks him on the head. Hard.)
Tamahome: (whispers) Ahou ga! Don't let Kenshin turn into Battousai!
(Tasuki is spiral-eyed and sinks to the floor. Kenshin looks at the board again and continues on.)
Kenshin: Weapons for $500.
Host: This certain weapon is used mainly in outer space, particularly the Gundams.
(Wufei and Heero beep in at the same time, but Heero's lights up first.)
Heero: What is a Buster rifle.
Host: Correct! Please choose the next category.
Wufei: Che. This is injustice.
Yahiko: What're you talking about, Justice boy? It's just a game!
Heero: Weapons for $400.
Host: Oni. Yanagi. Sei. Sho.
(Tamahome rings in.)
Tamahome: What are Yoku, Shin, and Cho?
Host: Correct!
(Tamahome maniacally grins again.The others sweatdrop.)
Tamahome: Weapons for $200.
Host: If you cut the nihontou a bit shorter, it's not as short as a wakizashi, but right in between them.
(Silence. Kaoru definetly knows the answer and whispers in Kenshin's ear, but he's a bit spaced out. After 5 seconds, the
alarm clock rings. Ayanami_Chan also comes out in a puff of smoke right next to Ayame-chan. She's also busily typing up on the
computer and wearing a T-shirt and jeans just like Ayame-chan, but with her hair up in a ponytail.)
Ayanami_Chan: Alarm clock?
Ayame-chan: Well, I didn't have anything else around that would resemble Jeopardy's! Would you rather have a stuffed cow
be the buzzer?
Ayanami_Chan: Hmm...you're right.
(Duo, knowing that Heero probably won't answer him in a direct way, nudges Kaoru.)
Duo: Is that who I think it is?
(Kaoru nods absentmindedly)
Kaoru: *Not another author...*
Heero: (knowing exactly who Ayanami_Chan is ^_^) *Oh, god, help me.*
Host: The correct answer was a kodaichi!
(Kaoru bonks Kenshin on the head with her bokutou again. He's a bit dizzy.)
Kenshin: Orororororororo.....
Kaoru: Baka! You knew that answer! I even told you!
Sanosuke: (chuckles to himself) Seems that Jou-chan's not in a good mood today.
Host: (sweatdrops) Um...Tamahome, please choose again.
Tamahome: Let's finish up the category.
Host: Two swords in one.
(Sanosuke rings in)
Sanosuke: Who is Shinomori Aoshi?
Host: Correct!
Yahiko: (mumbles to himself again, this time so for Ayame-chan can't hear him) Silent bastard.
(Misao jumps onstage from the audience and Demon kicks him and Yahiko flys out of the building. Misao dusts off her hands.)
Misao: There. That'll teach you.
Sanosuke: Now, Yahiko was ok, but do I really have to be with the Weasal girl?
(Misao tries to whack him on the head, but he easily evades.)
Kenshin: Oro? Misao-dono?
Ayame-chan: Um...yeah. Would you want to be with Fox Lady instead?
(Sanosuke is silenced.)
Ayame-chan: I take that as a "no" then, you're really going to get it now, Sano.
Sanosuke: N-no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no....chotto matte!
Ayame-chan: Too late. You're stuck with Misao till the end of the show.
(Sanosuke grumbles and swears. Tasuki has managed to regain consciousness and slams his Tessen first on his booth, scaring
the hell out of Tamahome.)
Tamahome: Oi, you're alive?
Tasuki:(he raises the Tessen) LEKKA SHIEN!!
(Tamahome is fried to a crisp again, and falls down to the floor.)
Tasuki: Che, don't mess with me, Tama!
(The host looks at the two authors with worry.)
Ayame-chan: Daijoubu. That's the way they are.
Ayanami_Chan: Uh-huh. That's how chaos can totally set in on TV. (she grins evilly) Unless---
(Ayame-chan bonks Ayanami_Chan on the head)
Ayame-chan: Oh no you don't! Not until I finish this fic!
Ayanami_Chan: (rubbing her head) Ok, ok.
Host: (sweatdrops even more) Anno....*We have strange authors!*
Ayame-chan: Yes, you can continue.
Host: Arigatou. Sanosuke, please choose the final category.
(Sanosuke finishes swearing and then looks at the board.)
Sanosuke: Che. Gotta get the worst for last. Relationships for $100.
~Relationships~
Host: You do this when you find out you're betrayed.
(Wufei rings in)
Wufei: (in a dead tone) What is revenge?
Host: Correct!
Wufei: Relationships for $500.
Host: You say this to someone to express your love for them.
(Heero rings in)
Heero: What is 'Omae O Korusu'?
Host: Umm...can we take that? (He checks with the judges who are coincidentally Nuriko, Trowa, and Saitoh. Saitoh nods,
smoking on a cigarette, but Nuriko and Trowa immediately shake their heads) Uhh....no, sorry, you lose $500.
Heero: Omae O Korosu.
(Relena jumps up onstage from the audience.)
Relena: I knew it! You do love me! (glomps Heero)
Ayanami_Chan: (kicks Relena away) One - only authors and authoresses can glomp. Two - Heero. Mine. (glomps Heero)
Heero: (with a very rare and hilarious look on his face) Kill me now.
Ayame-Chan: Ayanami....down girl, down! You can glomp him after the show.
(Ayanami_Chan deathglares)
(Ayame-Chan deathglares back)
(Relena gets up and deathglares)
(Heero sweatdrops)
(Ayanami_Chan breathes out a sigh of expasteration.)
Ayanami_Chan: Oh, alright! I give! You need to finish the fic. But after the show...
Ayame-Chan: Fine! As long as you help me track down Chichiri, too.
Ayanami_Chan: Fine!
(The host sweatdrops again.)
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