Told You

a Gundam Wing fanfic by Ayame-chan: Response to a Challenge

AUTHORESS NOTES: Well, this is my lil' response thingamabobber to my twin's (AyanamiChan) challenge that she put up not so long ago. I hope you enjoy it, no da! ^_^


"Good morning, Daddy."

Heero, blinded by rage, grabbed his daughter out of bed, shot Andrew right where he was, dragged his dead carcass and his soon-to-be-dead daughter out of the room, locked them in a closet, set up detonators all over the place, and blew up the apartment building right then and there, cackling hysterically as he watched the flames light the morning sky with such a glow that it made his eyes look like he was possessed when he really was possessed.

At least that was what he intended to do.

Instead, Heero stared coldly at the couple in bed with a burning rage in his eyes. Tension cracked in the air.

"Aki, just what the hell are you doing here?"

Unfazed by her father's deathglare, Aki smiled warmly at her father and snuggled next to Andrew a bit closer as if taunting him. Andrew didn't do anything; he was too nervous about how Heero was going to react to the situation.

"Oh, Daddy, didn't you know?" she asked sweetly. Aki Yuy was one of the few, save her mother, who knew how Heero Yuy's mind worked.

Heero's eyes narrowed. Like his daughter, he also knew how her twisted mind worked...sort of. "Know what?"

"Mommy set us up while you were away on Mars," Aki began to explain rather calmly. "I think it was around two months ago...anyway, she took me to the Preventer cadets' graduation ball and introduced me to Andrew here," she tapped Andrew's chest lightly, "and we hit it right off. Mommy likes Andrew, Daddy, and he's not like the other boyfriends that I had before that you tried to hunt down and kill." At this comment, Heero flinched. Slightly. "And she also told me to tell you that if you ever found out, she will 'kick your ass so hard that it's going to kiss the moon' if you try to interfere."

With that, Aki laid her head on Andrew's chest and waited for her father's reaction, her sapphire eyes emotionless yet tempting. Andrew still looked at his partner nervously, convinced that he'll never get out of his own apartment alive.

Heero blinked once, then twice. He couldn't believe what he just heard. His daughter's explanation seemed to be a total lie, but then again..."Kicking your ass so hard that it's going to kiss the moon" meant no sex for a month with his own wife. His eyes narrowed even more.

"You can call Mommy if you want," Aki added.

The look in her eyes told Heero that if he did call, he would just get the same answer. Victory was lost to him. He cursed mentally to himself.

"Andrew," he growled.

The young man snapped out of his stupor. "Y-yes, sir?"

"Where did you put the reconnaissance reports?"

"Um...the-they're on my coffee table, sir."

"Then get your lazy ass up and ready in the parking lot in ten minutes or else I'll come back up here and drag you down with rope tied around both your wrists and ankles with a pistol in your mouth, got it?" Heero ordered.

It was more of a threat than an order.

"Y-yes, sir."

With that, Heero took one last sneer at them before slamming the door behind him. After a few more echoed door slams, Andrew breathed out a sigh of relief. Aki giggled.

"That's the worst lie I've ever heard you say," he said.

Aki smiled at him, kissing him on the cheek.

"Hey, it worked, didn't it?" she whispered seductively in his ear.