*takes deep breath* Well, here goes nothing!

DISCLAIMER: I don't ACTUALLY own the characters Tasuki and Chichiri. I just own THEM them, if ya know what I mean ^_^. They're my muses, so don't sue me!

Oh, and Taka-neko is MINE!!! If you wanna use him, you gotta ask me first!!

I created this is a many part series during my vacation, so just be warned of insanity and mayhem ^_^

And as always, I appreciate any comments or weirdom (I don't think that's even a word, but booyaka) on this ^_^.

Now, on with the show!

WAZZAH!!! Ayame-chan's Journey to France with Her Muses

Part Seven: Chinatown and Fushigi Yuugi

(AN: Remember, the authoress is going through SERIOUS anime withdrawl)

[Ayame-chan and her muses are following Ayame-chan's okaasan, sister-in-law, and nephew through the streets of Chinatown, Paris]

Jeremi: Yadda, yadda, blah, blah, blah....

Taka-neko: *sweatdrop* Mreow...

Tasuki: *sweatdrop* I still don't %*&)(* get what he's sayin', do you?

Chichiri: *sweatdrop* Da...

Tasuki: Oi, Ayame-chan! Do you @#$% get what the kid's sayin'?

[Ayame-chan is a bit distracted]

Tasuki: Oi, Ayame-chan!

[Chichiri pokes her. She snaps back to reality]

Ayame-chan: Huh? Nani?

Chichiri: Daijoubu, Ayame-chan, no da? You seem a bit out of it today, na no da.

Taka-neko: *looks at his authoress worriedly* Mreow?

Ayame-chan: Anno...I do?

Tasuki: 'Course ya do! What's wrong?

[They reach to a beauty salon and Ayame-chan and her muses go outside]

Ayame-chan: Well, I'm kinda homesick.

Chichiri: Homesick, no da?

Ayame-chan: Yeah, homesick. You know, lik when you go someplace different, you start to miss the place where you call home. *pouts* Usually, I wouldn't act like this, demo, otouchan's not coming until next month 'cuz of that stupid rule of having both a permit and a passport, Jackie-neesan's not coming until the 6th of August, the weather sucks out here, the shows are old, the movies are old, the streets...well everything's small, I barely understand a word of French, and I can't watch any anime, play video games, or check my e-mail!

Tasuki: Huh, don't blame you. I want my $%^##%#@ sake that you give me at home.

Taka-neko: Meow mreow mew meow mreow!

Chichiri: We're all homesick, Ayame-chan, no da.

Ayame-chan: Yeah, but I've been COUNTING the days, hourse, and minutes on where we're coming back home!

[Ayame-chan's okaasan gets a pretty haircut]

Ayame-chan: Ah! Okaasan, you're pretty!

Ayame-chan's okaasan: Arigatou, Ayame-chan!

Tasuki: Hey, you should cut your---mrf.

[Ayame-chan has shut him up before Ayame-chan's okaasan could notice]

Chichiri: *whispers* Shh, na no da...

[Later...they are walking in a strange building where Ayame-chan's sister-in-law is telling Ayame-chan's okaasan that this is where she can get a phone card for cheap]

Tasuki: *looks around* This place is %$@@$% strange....

Ayame-chan: Hey! Vietnamese people for once!

Chichiri: *whispers to Tasuki* Do you think she's feeling better, no da?

Tasuki: *whispers back* How the #$^%%^# should I know? Do I look like a !@#@#^@ mind reader to you?

[While in the store...]

Ayame-chan: Ahhhh!!!!

Taka-neko: Mreow?

Ayame-chan: *chibi-fied* Anime!!!!

Chichiri: Da?

Tasuki: Wha? Where?

[Ayame-chan runs over to the stacks and stacks of Anime CDs]

Ayame-chan: *still chibi-fied* Anime! Wai! Wai!

[She spots something on the window display]

Ayame-chan: Ahhh!!! Fushigi Yuugi!!!! *looks at price* 249 Francs?

Chichiri: How much is that, no da?

Ayame-chan: *thinking* Mmmm....that's only like $31!! *chibi-fied again* Wai, wai! It's cheaper here than AnimeExpo!!!

[Later at home...]

Ayame-chan: *chibi-fied and singing* Never get away....me wo hazurasu...Never get away from you...Suki wo misetara yarerechimau kono destiny...

[Her muses sweatdrop]

Chichiri: I think she's feeling better, no da....

Taka-neko: *shrugs* Meow...

To be continued....

AUTHORESS NOTES: Mwuahahahahahahaha.....I got the Fushigi Yuugi TV Collection Complete Series CD!!!!