*takes deep breath* Well, here goes nothing!
DISCLAIMER: I don't ACTUALLY own the characters Tasuki and Chichiri. I just own THEM them, if ya know what I mean ^_^. They're my muses, so don't sue me!
Oh, and Taka-neko is MINE!!! If you wanna use him, you gotta ask me first!!
I created this is a many part series during my vacation, so just be warned of insanity and mayhem ^_^
And as always, I appreciate any comments or weirdom (I don't think that's even a word, but booyaka) on this ^_^.
Now, on with the show!
WAZZAH!!! Ayame-chan's Journey to France with Her Muses
Part Five: Where's My Anime?!?
[It's the middle of the afternoon, July 14th. Ayame-chan is busily...doing nothing. She suddenly slams her fists on the table.]
Ayame-chan: AHHH!!!!! WHERE'S MY ANIME?!?!? *starts wailing*
[Her muses sweatdrop]
Chichiri: I think Ayame-chan's finally breaking down, no da...
Tasuki: Whaddya mean 'finally'?!? It's only been 3 #$^& days!!!
Ayame-chan: *whine* I WANT MY ANIME!!!!! *paces around the room*
Chichiri: Da...
Taka-neko: *question marks around his head* Mreow??
Tasuki: She's going nuts...
Ayame-chan: I want my Aoshi-sama!!! I want my Trowa-kun!!! I wanna go to Konan-koku again!!!
Tasuki: She's going really $^%*&(& nuts....
Ayame-chan: I wanna read fanfics!!! I wanna pilot Wing Zero!!! *flips through masses of stuff that's not hers* Where's Shinji?!? I wanna know what happens in Recca!!!!
Chichiri: Ayame-chan no da...
Ayame-chan: *gives up looking and plops on couch, pouting* Where's my anime?!? I want my anime!!!!
Taka-neko: Meow mew meow meow meow!
Tasuki: Oi, Taka-chan's right! There's gotta be a place where they sell some!
Chichiri: *pulls Ayame-chan off the couch* Ayame-chan, no da! Cheer up, na no da!
Ayame-chan: But in France they don't sell anime!!! Onee-oniko told me so!!!! *starts wailing again*
[Back in Fremont, California, Onee-oniko sneezes. The muses look at one another]
Taka-neko: Mreow?
Tasuki: Why're ya lookin' at me? Do I look like a psychic to you?
Chichiri: *sweatdrop* Anno...
Ayame-chan: I wanna see Ryoga get lost again! I wanna know what happens to the SDF-3!! I WANT MY ANIME!!!!
Chichiri: Ayame-chan, why don't you look at your artbooks, no da?
Ayame-chan: But they don't move!!! Or talk!!! Or anything!!! They're just THERE!!!! *wails again* I WANT MY ANIME!!!! WHERE'S MY ANIME?!?!?!?
Tasuki: *covers ears* Ahh!! Stop yelling!! We'll-we'll find some #$%^& anime for you!! Just stop wailing for Suzaku's sake!
Taka-neko: Mreow mreow meow meow meow!
[The phone rings]
Chichiri: *picks up phone* Moshi moshi, no da! *murmurs from the telephone* Hai, hai, no da! I'll tell her, no da! Sayonara, no da! *hangs up phone* Ayame-chan, no da! That was your otouchan, no da! He said that he's going to bring some Rurouni Kenshin DVDs with him coming here, no da.
[Ayame-chan stops crying]
Ayame-chan: Honto?
Chichiri: *nods* Hai, hai, no da! He'll be here Wednesday, no da!!
Ayame-chan: *chibi-fied* Wai, wai! Otouchan, you're my hero!!! Wai, wai!! *runs around the house*
Tasuki: *breaths a sigh of relief* Arigatou, Chichiri. @$%@#$%^&, she was starting to make me go deaf.
Ayame-chan: Wai, wai, wai, wai!!!
Taka-neko: *sweatdrop* Meow...
Tasuki: *sweatdrop* Now, ho do we stop her bouncing around?
Chichiri: You mean making her un-chibified, no da?
Tasuki: Yeah...
[Ayame-chan continues running around the house chibified. Her relatives disclose it as the teenage wackiness stage]
Chichiri: *sweatdrop* Anno...good question, no da.
Ayame-chan: *chibified* Otouchan!!! Hayaku-----!!!!!
[Her muses sweatdrop even more]
To be continued....
WARNING TO ALL ANIME OTAKUS OUT THERE: Having anime withdrawl is a SERIOUS syndrome....Whatever you do, don't catch it.