*takes deep breath* Well, here goes nothing!
DISCLAIMER: I don't ACTUALLY own the characters Tasuki and Chichiri. I just own THEM them, if ya know what I mean ^_^. They're my muses, so don't sue me!
Oh, and Taka-neko is MINE!!! If you wanna use him, you gotta ask me first!!
I created this is a many part series during my vacation, so just be warned of insanity and mayhem ^_^
And as always, I appreciate any comments or weirdom (I don't think that's even a word, but booyaka) on this ^_^.
Now, on with the show!
WAZZAH!!! Ayame-chan's Journey to France with Her Muses
Part Four: Ninja Turtles to the Rescue!!
[Ayame-chan wakes up early in the morning, much refreshed unlike the two days before]
Chichiri: Ohayou, Ayame-chan, no da!
Taka-neko: Mreow!
Ayame-chan: Ohayou Chichiri, Taka-chan! *silence* Are?? Tasuki wa?
[They hear some loud snoring]
Chichiri: As you can hear, he's still sleeping, no da!
Ayame-chan: After wailing so much...
[She goes over to the bag as Chichiri and Taka-neko move out of the way. She turns on her CD player full blast as it plays THTC, making Tasuki jump out of the bag]
Tasuki: AAAHHHH!!! *looks around wildly* Who did that?!? Who #$%^&* woke me up?!?
[Ayame-chan, Chichiri, and Taka-neko roll over on the bed, laughing]
Tasuki: *annoyed* Oi, that ain't funny!!
[Later. Ayame-chan flips through her Fushigi Yuugi artbook and talking at the same time]
Ayame-chan: Ahahahahah! Watase-sensei's cool!!
Muses: *sweatdrop*
Tasuki: I think now I know why she %^& chose us as her muses...
Chichiri: Da...
Ayame-chan: Ah, look! Chichiri it's you! *shows picture of a magna version of Chichiri in a pose*
Chichiri: *blush* Hai, hai, that's me, Ayame-chan no da...
Taka-neko: Mreow?
[Tasuki shoves Chichiri away]
Tasuki: Oi, lemmee see! *sits next to Ayame-chan*
[Taka-neko sits in Ayame-chan's lap so he gets a closer look]
Ayame-chan: Oh, and there's you, Tasuki! *shows picture of Tasuki tying his shoes* Celestial Senshi-chan says that you kicked ass in this picture!
Tasuki: *big grin* Hehe.
Ayame-chan: Oh, and look, there's Tama-chan! I wonder how imouto-chan's doing...
[Zoom to Ayanami_Chan wandering around Rome with her band and carrying Tama-neko and HeeroPlushie in a cage]
Tama-neko: Let me out of here!!! Oh, Suzaku, why aren't you answering my prayers?!?
[Suzaku up in the sky can't interfere because he made a pact with all of the authors and authoresses who own Suzaku seishi and related muses to not bother them or else he would have to face the consequences (AN: I think you know those consequences are). Zoom back to Ayame-chan...]
Ayame-chan: Hmm...let's see what's on TV.
Tasuki: How many channels does this $@#$%^& thing have?
Ayame-chan: Anno...six, I think.
Tasuki: NANI?!?
Ayame-chan: Well, I don't watch that much TV, so I don't really care. You know that.
Chichiri: So there's no Fraiser here, no da?
Ayame-chan: I don't think so. *stops at one channel* Ah! It's Ninja Turtles!!!
Taka-neko: Mreow?
Tasuki: What the---
Chichiri: *covers Tasuki's mouth so he won't say anything to infuriate his...authoress* Ninja wha, no da?
Ayame-chan: Ninja Turtles! Hyne, it's been YEARS since it was taken off the air in the States! *starts singing the Ninja Turtles' theme* Ninja ninja ninja turtles...
Tasuki: Is this before we came up?
Ayame-chan: *distracted* Hai! *continues singing* Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...
Muses: *sweatdrop*
Chichiri: I guess that this will help her through withdrawl, na no da...
Ayame-chan: Turtle Power!! *goes into maniacal laughter*
[Muses sweatdrop even more]
Taka-neko: *shrugs* Mreow...
Ayame-chan: Wazzah!! Aiya!!! Michaelangelo!!! *goes chibi-fied*
Tasuki: *sighs* This is goin' to be a #$%^&*( long day...
AYAME-CHAN SAYS: Mwuahahahahaha. It's true! There was Ninja Turtles in France!! Although they were all speaking French, I was remembering all of the lines in English ^_^. *sigh* Brings back so many memories....R&R!