*takes deep breath* Well, here goes nothing!
DISCLAIMER: I don't ACTUALLY own the characters Tasuki and Chichiri. I just own THEM them, if ya know what I mean ^_^. They're my muses, so don't sue me!
Oh, and Taka-neko is MINE!!! If you wanna use him, you gotta ask me first!!
I created this is a many part series during my vacation, so just be warned of insanity and mayhem ^_^
And as always, I appreciate any comments or weirdom (I don't think that's even a word, but booyaka) on this ^_^.
Now, on with the show!
WAZZAH!!! Ayame-chan's Journey to France with Her Muses
Part Three: Shopping Day
[Ayame-chan is fast asleep. It's 11 in the morning Paris time while her body is saying that it's 2 A.M. California time. Tasuki, Chichiri, and Taka-neko pope their heads out.]
Chichiri: Ayame-chan! *starts shaking her* It's time to wake up, no da!
Tasuki: *uses Tessen to lightly tap her on the head* Oi! Wake up!
Taka-neko: Mreow!
[She completely ignores them and rolls over to one side]
Chichiri: Still fast asleep, na no da...
Tasuki: OI! WAKE UP, AYAME-CHAN!!!!
[Ayame-chan's aniki walks in the room]
Taka-neko: Mreow!! *pulls Chichiri and Tasuki back in the bag*
[Ayame-chan's aniki looks around for a second as if he heard something, but shrugs and opens the door and leaves]
Taka-neko: Mreow...
Chichiri: That was too close no da...
Tasuki: *sits on top of Ayame-chan, singing* AYAME-CHAN, AYAME-CHAN, AYAME-CHAN, AYAME-CHAN, TIME TO WAKE UP!!!
[Ayame-chan slowly opens her eyes to find Tasuki staring right at her. She freaks]
Ayame-chan: Ahh!! *takes Tessen and whaps him on the head*
[Tasuki falls off, unconscious]
Chichiri and Taka-neko: *sweatdrop*
Ayame-chan: Oh, Tasuki, gomen ne! I though you were a monster or something....
Tasuki: *miraculously gets up* Well, excuse ME fer ^@(%&$# scarin' the #$%^& outta ya!
Ayame-chan: *sweatdrop* Gomen, gomen...what time is it?
Chichiri: It's eleven o'clock in the morning, na no da.
Ayame-chan: *chibi-fied* NANI?!?!?
[She zooms to her luggage bag, taking out various items]
Tasuki: Oi, what're ya doing?
[She zooms to the bathroom (AN: The bathroom and the toilet have separate rooms...ain't that just plain strange??)]
Ayame-chan: Going to take a shower, no da! My hair's driving me crazy!!!
Tasuki: *happily strolling behind her* Well, might as well !@#$%^&*( come, too!
[He's tossed back into the narrow hallway and hit by various items from the bathroom]
Tasuki: Oi!
Ayame-chan: Oh, no you don't, ecchi! Taka-chan, guard the door for me so he won't flame it open!
Taka-neko: *salutes* Meow, mreow!
Ayame-chan: And Chichiri, don't you DARE let him use your kasa OR kesa to come in here!
Chichiri: W-wakkatta, no da!
[Tasuki goes into a swearing spree, knowing that the two will do whatever she says. About an hour later...]
Ayame-chan: Ahh!! I'm so full!!! I think I ate too much...
Tasuki: Whaddya #$%^&* mean you ate too much?!?
[She has fifty empty bowls in front of her]
Chichiri: Da...*sweatdrop*
Taka-neko: Mreow meow mew meow!
Tasuki: He's right, dammit! I still don't @#$%^&*() understand how you and Miaka can (*&#$%^ eat so much!!!
Ayame-chan: Oh, shutup! At least I don't drink tons of sake! Besides, I need energy at the mall!
[Tasuki turns beat red]
Chichiri: *chuckling* She got you there, Tasuki, no da...
Tasuki: Shaddup!!
Taka-neko: *cat laughing (AN: Is there such thing?)* Meow meow meow meow...
Tomo: Kakakakakaka....
Everyone: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
[At the mall]
Ayame-chan: *cough* Mou *hack* it *gargle* smells *cough* like---
Tasuki: (##^%%^*!@$#!@!!!!
Chichiri: *dizzy-eyed* Da...
Taka-neko: *plugging nose with paw* Mreow...
Ayame-chan: ---smoke again...
Tasuki: Do they always @$#$&&* smoke? *cough*
Ayame-chan: Otouchan said that they smoke everywhere *cough, hack* (AN: Which is SO true) I can barely breathe...
Tasuki: Oh @#$%^&*...
Taka-neko: Meow meow mreow!
Chichiri: Ayame-chan, no da! Hang in there, no da!
Tasuki: Why can't there be Mitsukake here at a time like this?
Ayame-chan: ACHOO!!! *sniffs* Ugh...I'b okay...I thank....ACHOO!!
Taka-neko: *idea lightbulb* Meow!
Tasuki: Huh? What is it, Taka?
[Taka-neko begins to explain with gestures]
Tasuki: Oi, Chichiri, do ya know what he's #$^%& sayin'?
Ayame-chan: ACHOO!!
Chichir: Anno....Taka-chan says that there should be a pharmacy around here, no da. We can buy allergy medicine for her na no da.
Tasuki: Without any @#$% money?!?
Chichiri: We can go get some from Ayame-chan's aniki's wife, no da.
Ayame-chan: ACHOO!!
Taka-neko: Mreow...
Chichiri: We better hurry, no da!
[The muses drag the allergic Ayame-chan around the mall when they finally reach a pharmacy. Coincidentally, it's at the other end of where they entered. But Ayame-chan seems better...]
Ayame-chan: Anno...
Tasuki: *panting, wheeze* Okay, we're here...NANI?!? *looks at sign then at the store right across from it* Didn't we start off here?!?
Taka-neko: *nods* Meow.
Ayame-chan: Minna...
Chichiri: Daijoubu, no da?
Ayame-chan: *nods* Hai, much better.
Tasuki: You're talking normally...
Ayame-chan: Yeah? So? [She has apparently forgotten what here muses were doing to help her]
Taka-neko: Meow meow mreow mew mreow meow.
Ayame-chan: Oh, you were? Gomen...
[Facefaults]
Ayame-chan: *looks at her muses* Huh? Doushita no?
Tasuki: We @#$^%&* went ALL the way through this %^&*( mall to find a *^#$^%& pharmacy to get you some $%^&* allergy medicine and we FINALLY find one and you're @#$^% okay!!!
Chichiri: Maa, maa, Tasuki, calm down, no da! *whispers in his ear* Do you want her to turn into Battousai, no da? Remember, no da?
Tasuki: *gulps, whispers back* Oh yeah...
Ayame-chan: Huh? Nani yo?
Chichiri and Tasuki: Ah, nothing! (no da!)
[Ayame-chan looks at them dubiously and then spots a bakery]
Ayame-chan: Oooooh, food....*goes starry-eyed and rushes to the counter display*
Three muses: *sweatdrop*
Tasuki: Just like Miaka...
Chichiri: I think she's worse than Miaka-chan no da...
[They watch her buy tons of sweets. Mainly fruit tarts and brownies (AN: Yes, they have brownies there, people!!)]
Taka-neko: *sweatdrops even more* Mreow...
[She gobbles them all up in a matter of seconds. Then she buys some bread and a tuna sandwich and gobbles them all up as well, saving a couple of pieces for her muses]
Chichiri: Sugoi, no da...
Ayame-chan: Oooh! That was good! *hands her muses some of what she saved* Here ya go!
Taka-neko: *very cutely* Meow!
Tasuki: Itadakimasu!!
[They eat a couple of bites]
Tasuki and Chichiri: Oishi!!! (no da!)
Taka-neko: Meow! *licks lips* Mreow!
Ayame-chan: See? European bakeries are the best.
[They all eat together]
Tasuki: Hahahaha, now all we need is some sake to----
[He is whacked by a sakabatou that popped out of hammerspace. He goes crashing into a glass wall. The French people around them stare strangely at them but then continue on their business assuming that it's another wacky Asian tourist]
Ayame-chan: Bakayero. *walks to the crashed wall* I told you that I can't buy sake around here. Actually, I don't think there IS any sake in this country. Just red wine.
Tasuki: *miraculously gets up, dusting off some concrete dust* NANI?!?
Chichiri: Maa, this is France, na no da.
Tasuki: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *starts banging head agaisnt the wall next to the broken one*
Taka-neko: *sympathetic* Mew...
Ayame-chan: Oh, shut up, Tasuki. Don't complain! *grabs him away from the wall* C'mon, let's go. You guys, follow me.
[The muses follow, Tasuki wailing all the way through the crowded bus about not having any sake]
Tasuki: I want some sakeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Ayame-chan: *sigh* Gomen, Tasuki, we don't have any...
Chichiri: This is why I didn't get into drinking, no da...
Taka-neko: *sweatdrop*
Ayame-chan: Whaddya mean by that? You're a monk!
Chichiri: *sweatdrop* Anno...what I mean by that was----
Tasuki: I WANT SOME SAKE!!!!!
Ayame-chan: That's why I HATE withdrawl...
~End of Part Three
Ayame-chan says: Hahahaha. Some good things about France, and some NOT so good things about it. Especially when you're living in an area where cleanliness and hygene is few. Anyhoo, enjoy and more to come! I've got EVERYTHING written out already.
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