*takes deep breath* Well, here goes nothing!
DISCLAIMER: I don't ACTUALLY own the characters Tasuki and Chichiri. I just own THEM them, if ya know what I mean ^_^. They're my muses, so don't sue me!
Oh, and Taka-neko is MINE!!! If you wanna use him, you gotta ask me first!!
I created this is a many part series during my vacation, so just be warned of insanity and mayhem ^_^
And as always, I appreciate any comments or weirdom (I don't think that's even a word, but booyaka) on this ^_^.
Now, on with the show!
WAZZAH!!! Ayame-chan's Journey to France with Her Muses
Part Two: The First Meeting
[Ayame-chan and crew walk out of the terminal, jet-lagged]
Ayame-chan: *puts hand on head while carrying her bag, following her okaasan* Ugh...I've got such a headache.
Chichiri: Hang on, Ayame-chan, no da!
Tasuki: Dammit, I never knew you get airsick.
Ayame-chan: I ain't airsick!
Tasuki: You almost %^^(*()^& puked!! Not once, but three times!!
Taka-neko: *sweatdrop* Mreow...
Ayame-chan: Okay, so I WAS airsick. Demo, that's the first time that ever happened to me! I NEVER get airsick!
Tasuki: *mutters* Until now.
Chichiri: Maa, maa, I don't blame Ayame-chan, no da. We all had only one hour of sleep, no da!
Tasuki: And there was no $*(#%))^ sake on the plane!
Taka-neko: Mreow meow mew meow meow!
Chichiri: Taka-chan's right, no da. Even if Ayame-chan asked, she wouldn't be able to get it because she's underaged, no da!
Ayame-chan: You guys, stop talking. We're at the Customs station. *cough, hack*
Tasuki: Dammit, it @#^(&$*)(#*) smells in here!
Ayame-chan: That's because everybody smokes here, baka. Now shut up or else you'll get discovered.
[She and her okaasan pass with no problem]
Tasuki: What the hell?
Chichiri: He didn't even check your passport na no da.
Taka-neko: Mreow...
[Ayame-chan pauses and looks around]
Ayame-chan: Now where to?
Chichiri: *pointing, peeking out of the bag* Why don't you follow those people, no da?
Ayame-chan: Oh, arigatou, Chichiri!
[About 15 minutes later...]
Ayame-chan: This is heavy...*bonk* Ow! *bonk* Ow! *switches direction* Damn luggage...
Tasuki: So where is your aniki?
Ayame-chan: I dunno...but this smell of smoke is making me feel very dizzy...
Tasuki: AH!!!! You're not going to $%^&*( puke, are you?!?
Ayame-chan: I hope not...
Chichiri: We're almost there, Ayame-chan, no da!
Taka-neko: Meow meow, meow!
Tasuki: *sarcastically* Those are very encouraging words, Taka.
[They all meet Ayame-chan's aniki whom she hasn't seen in years. The muses stare in shock]
Tasuki: THAT'S Ayame-chan's aniki?
Chichiri: He's a lot smaller than what I imagined no da...especially after seeing her oniichan.
Taka-neko: *sweatdrop*
Tasuki: He's buff, though...
[After an hour of driving, they arrive at Ayame-chan's aniki's home]
Ayame-chan: Ah, rest! *looks at a rather large child watching TV* Ara, that's Jeremy! *begins to talk to the boy* Konnichiwa, Jeremy!
Chichiri: How old is your nephew, Ayame-chan, no da?
Ayame-chan: Two and a half.
Three Muses: NANI?!?
[Jeremy begins playing with Ayame-chan's pack under her supervision]
Jeremy: Yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda....
Tasuki: *whispering* He's staring at us...
Chichiri: *whispering* What's he saying, no da?
Tasuki: *whispering* The hell should I know?!?
[Jeremy picks up Tasuki who is flailing his arms wildly]
Tasuki: ARGH!!! LEMME GO!!! LEKKA----
Battousai Ayame-chan: TASUKI!!!!
Tasuki: ...okay...
[Tasuki is set down]
Tasuki: Ah, I'm free...
Jeremy: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah....
Tasuki: Oi, Ayame-chan, do ya know what he's saying?
Ayame-chan: ...Some...but most of the time I've not no clue (AN: My nephew was speaking a ton of French to me ^_^)
[Ayame-chan is pestered by her aniki and his wife to rest]
Ayame-chan: Okay, I'm going to sleep.
[She puts Tasuki back in the bag and closes it]
Ayame-chan: Oyasumi, minna!
Tasuki: Oi, you're leaving us here with the kid?!?!?
Authoress's note: ^_^ What'd ya think? I know, I know, it probably wasn't as insane as the first, but there's more later on!!! More insanity to come!!