*takes deep breath* Well, here goes nothing!
DISCLAIMER: I don't ACTUALLY own the characters Tasuki and Chichiri. I just own THEM them, if ya know what I mean ^_^. They're my muses, so don't sue me!
Oh, and Taka-neko is MINE!!! If you wanna use him, you gotta ask me first!!
I created this is a many part series during my vacation, so just be warned of insanity and mayhem ^_^
And as always, I appreciate any comments or weirdom (I don't think that's even a word, but booyaka) on this ^_^.
Now, on with the show!
WAZZAH!!! Ayame-chan's Journey to France with Her Muses
Part One: The Flight
[Ayame-chan and her muses are sitting in the LAX international terminal, waiting for their plane to arrive]
Tasuki: Oi, how much longer?!?
Chichiri: Anno, Tasuki, I don't think it's a good time to disturb Ayame-chan na no da.
Taka-neko: Mreow...
Tasuki: Do I #@&$*( care?!? *starts to shake the backpack around* OI! AYAME-CHAN!!! Open up! We're suffocating in this )$#)^ bag!!!!!
[Ayame-chan looks around cautiously before peering into the bag]
Ayame-chan: Oi! Cut it out, will you?!? You're making too much noise!
Tasuki: But it's $*&(^& stuffy in here!!! How much longer do we gotta stay in this $&*^)) backpack?!?!?
Ayame-chan's okaasan: Ayame-chan, who're you talking to?
[Ayame-chan peers up, laughing nervously]
Ayame-chan: Ahahahahahah...anno...I'm singing!!
[Ayame-chan's okaasan returns reading her magazine. Ayame-chan gives her muses her special Battousai deathglare]
Chichiri: *sweatdrop* I told you, no da...
Tasuki: Nani?
Ayame-chan: Don't you DARE do that again! There's a lot of people here and I don't want anybody thinking that I'm crazy! You KNOW that I'm the only one who knows of your existence in the real world except for other otakus. If not, people're gonna think I'm talking to a bunch of stuffed cats!
Taka-neko: Mreow meow meow!
Tasuki: Is it OUR fault that we're imprisoned in the body of cats?
Chichiri: Taka-chan is a cat no da.
Tasuki: I mean US!! Not @#$&*(%$*)#$ Taka-chan!
Chichir: I actually like being in a neko, no da.
Tasuki: Argh!! *starts swearing*
[Ayame-chan smacks the backpack. Hard. The bag shakes violently and her muses knock against the various artbooks and story binders]
Tasuki: Hey, whaddya %^&(* do that for?!?
[Before Ayame-chan can answer, an announcement comes through the PA system]
Announcement-Dude-Who-Can't-Be-Heard-Very-Well: Ladies and gentlemen, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah....
[Ayame-chan closes the backpack, much to the protests of Tasuki]
Ayame-chan: Finally!! It's about time!
[She tosses the bag over her shoulder]
Tasuki: Oi, lemme out!! It's @#^$&*#@% dark in here!!
Chichiri: Tasuki, shh, na no da!!
Taka-neko: *bonks Tasuki on the head* Mreow!
Tasuki: Oi, whaddya do that for, Taka?!? *starts muttering some incoherent nonsense*
[Hours later...]
Ayame-chan: Ahhh...imouto-chan, doko?!?
[Since her okaasan is asleep right behind her, the muses pop out of the bag next ot her. Some other people around Ayame-chan's spot by the window star at her for a second, but think that she's just going through one of those wacky teenage stages]
Chichiri: Ayame-chan, doushta no na no da?
Ayame-chan: Imouto-chan's not here!!! *begins process of whining*
Tasuki: *sweatdrop* Do you think she's going through withdrawl?
Taka-neko: *sweatdrop* Mreow...
Ayame-chan: What am I gonna do without her?!?
Chichiri: Daijoubu, Ayame-chan, no da! You still have us, no da!
Tasuki: *chokes Chichiri* ARGH!!! WHY'D YOU %&^(&* SAY THAT FOR?!?
Chichiri: *flails arms wildly* Da! Can't breathe, no da!
[Ayame-chan erupts into Battousai Ayame-chan, amber eyes, deathglare and all]
Battousai Ayame-chan: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
[Tasuki pales]
Tasuki: Oh...shit....*lets got of Chichiri*
Taka-neko: Mreow...*jumps on Ayame-chan's shoulder*
Chichiri: Maa, Ayame-chan, calm down na no da! People are staring no da!
[She gives each and every person the Battousai deathglare before calming down]
Ayame-chan: *sulking* Gomen, Chichiri, minna. I didn't mean to scare you all.
Taka-neko: *rubs against Ayame-chan's face* Mreow.
Tasuki: You scared me enough to take ten years of my life away...
Ayame-chan: Maybe I'm scared of crashing and burning to death in this plane.
Tasuki: *puts comforting arm around Ayame-chan's shoulder* Nande?
Chichiri: *puts another around Ayame-chan's shoulder and puts the kasa on her head* You can tell us, no da!
Taka-neko: *jumps on Ayame-chan's lap* Mreow!
Ayame-chan: Well...it's a little fear of mine. I really don't like going above water. Under the water is okay, demo, going above, I'm afriad that the plane'll crash.
Tasuki: So, it's kinda like my fear of water!
Ayame-chan: *laughs* I guess so! Except I know how to swim and you don't.
[Tasuki facefaults]
Ayame-chan: Sa, let's get some sleep! I don't wanna be tired when we arrive.
Chichiri: How long is this flight, Ayame-chan, no da?
Ayame-chan: Ten hours.
All Muses: NANI?!?!?!?!? (Mreow!)
AYAME-CHAN SAYS: ^_^ Stay tuned! R&R!